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The Procrastinator Timewaster

Guide price: £10

Last updated on 23rd Jun 2014

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The Procrastinator Timewaster

For 71% of your adult life until the age of 65 you have to go to work. Thats a lot of work!!! Thankfully we have a suitable - nay ingenious - remedy for this near disastrous state of affairs. The Procrastinator. This little desktop aid is the perfect solution to those moments at work when your mind starts to wander and you enter the state of Zombification!!! It comes enclosed in a plastic portable case with sliding lid which is easy to hide from your boss or to pass off as a trendy calculator and contains a pencil and an activity pad.

Nothing too ingenious there then you may think. Au contraire! The Procrastinator contains 1000's of mindless activities on 100's of tear off sheets for you and your work mates to complete whilst your bosses back is turned. Priceless gems ranging from sociological debates such as 'A finger of fudge is just enough' - discuss, through to statements such as 'There was an almighty fracas at a society wedding today when the best man was found...' are presented with enough space to add your suitable comment, answer or recommendation.

These great topics of debate go on and on are complemented by a plethora of great pen and paper activities including drawings, doodling, 'sods laws', and your top 5 today lists.

So go, design the perfect tie, decide who requires the biggest slap in the office and generally waste as much time as possible with this great gift. Dimensions: 16.5cms 11.5cms

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